Anything by Douglas Adams or Neil Gaiman
I won’t embarrass you in front of your friends at a party but I definitely have the first four chapters of a sci-fi or fantasy novel on my external hard drive where I also keep my porn.
Calvin and Hobbes anthologies
I’m actually pretty honest and nice enough that you’ll enjoy the emotional security until you get bored and frustrated about me talking about “maybe starting a band someday” every time I’m drunk and leave me for a drummer.
I am rude to waitstaff.
I’m an insufferable know-it-all even though this is the only book I’ve read in the last six years but I talk constantly about how this book changed my life.
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk
I’m a garbage person who will make you watch The Big Lebowski every time we hang out while saying the dialogue along with the movie but 1.5 seconds early, ruining every scene.
My main picture is of my torso so why are you even reading down this far in my profile?
"Too Many To List Here"
My third photo is of my torso and I haven’t finished a book since college.