Allison Mick

Axe me anything  

What? New video? HELLA COOL

Flappers Comedy Club - Burbank, CA 3.26.14

— 2 days ago with 4 notes
talkiesshow:

Friday April 4th
new regularsKyle “Hollywood Textin’” Mizono and Scott “Vicious” Vermeire are brought into the Talky fold! plus return special guest Guy Branum (Chelsea Lately, Totally Biased)and newcomers Allison “Vice Principal” Mick, Brian “Comics Quitting” Blank, and Alani Foxall plus George “uncreative” Chen (Land “Ho” Smith will be out of town)and videos by BLESSED
 $10  8 PM
21+

TICKETS: http://www.eventbrite.com/e/talkies-tickets-7825228469

talkiesshow:

Friday April 4th

new regulars
Kyle “Hollywood Textin’” Mizono 
and Scott “Vicious” Vermeire are brought into the Talky fold! 
plus return special guest Guy Branum (Chelsea Lately, Totally Biased)
and newcomers Allison “Vice Principal” Mick, Brian “Comics Quitting” Blank, and Alani Foxall 
plus George “uncreative” Chen (Land “Ho” Smith will be out of town)
and videos by BLESSED


 $10  8 PM

21+

TICKETS: http://www.eventbrite.com/e/talkies-tickets-7825228469

— 2 weeks ago with 6 notes
My “Dating” History

2006: Hook up with a friend and hope he asks me out

2008: Hook up with an acquaintance and hope he asks me out

2010: Hook up with a random and hope he asks me out

2012: OkCupid

2014: Tinder

2016: Catcalling Men?

— 1 month ago with 10 notes
#dating  #love  #relationships  #sex  #tinder  #okcupid 
Walked home from MacArthur Bart at midnight

There was a guy walking behind me kind of closely, so I tried to walk faster to get some distance between us. In my fast walking, I stumbled on the edge of the sidewalk and twisted my ankle.

The guy behind me straight up laughed at me as he passed.

I’m just really proud of him for not rape-murdering me because in my hobbled state, he probably totally could’ve pounced.

But he didn’t. He laughed. I’m glad he was just an asshole instead of a fucking psychopath.

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#tw rape 
Hey I’m hosting this one. It’s got AMAZING comics (including one of SF Weekly’s “10 Comics to Watch” in their 2013 Best of SF issue and the only person to ever do whippets on British TV)Wednesday 8pm at Lost Weekend Video (1034 Valencia St, SF)Tickets: http://www.vpsofcomedy.eventbrite.com

Hey I’m hosting this one. It’s got AMAZING comics (including one of SF Weekly’s “10 Comics to Watch” in their 2013 Best of SF issue and the only person to ever do whippets on British TV)Wednesday 8pm at Lost Weekend Video (1034 Valencia St, SF)
Tickets: http://www.vpsofcomedy.eventbrite.com

— 1 month ago with 6 notes
#comedy  #standup comedy  #bay area comedy 
Joke Thievery: How to Know if You are a Hack →

(Source: fivefifteen)

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
HOW TO GET PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU
  1. Be attractive.
  2. If #1 doesn’t work, try being nice or something idk
— 1 month ago
#popularity