"Her schtick is rough around the edges but only the obnoxious seem to mind."
Just sending emails like a normal person, you know?
"DO YOUR MOM! DO YOUR MOM!"
Cafe Yesterday crowd demanding Allison Mick impersonate her mom
|me:||Well visit LA this summer and I'll catch a ride down.
|Mom:||Why not just fly?
|me:||flying costs like $200. Getting a ride'll be like $50 in gas money. Or one blowjob.
I’m gonna be my own lady doctor…. a my-necologist.
#because God loves us
And on the Seventh Day, the Lord was pretty sleepy so he made calendars that have Sunday as the first day of the week.