Allison Mick

Axe me anything  

"Her schtick is rough around the edges but only the obnoxious seem to mind."

Earmilk.com, about me!

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Allison Mick at the Den at the Fox, 6.13.13

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#standup comedy  #oakland 
Storking Comedy's Grey Matter Showcase, 2/21/13 →

I’m the last comic on at 31:50. Good times and much love and thanks to OJ Patterson (courtingcomedy) for having me on such a wonderful show!

— 3 days ago
#courtingcomedy  #bay area comedy  #standup comedy 
Just sending emails like a normal person, you know?

Just sending emails like a normal person, you know?

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Golden Gate XPress Magazine →

I get quoted a lot in this piece about the SF Punchline, which is cool I think. 

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#article  #bay area comedy 
"DO YOUR MOM! DO YOUR MOM!"

Cafe Yesterday crowd demanding Allison Mick impersonate her mom 

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me:Well visit LA this summer and I'll catch a ride down.
Mom:Why not just fly?
me:flying costs like $200. Getting a ride'll be like $50 in gas money. Or one blowjob.
Mom:*hangs up*
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I’m gonna be my own lady doctor…. a my-necologist.

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And on the Seventh Day, the Lord was pretty sleepy so he made calendars that have Sunday as the first day of the week.

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#because God loves us