Allison Mick

Axe me anything  

You know when your mom yells at you and you know she’s serious because she used your full name? Do you think that that’s what America is doing to murderers who are known by all three names?

— 1 day ago with 3 notes
#serial killers  #moms  #those two tags don't usually go together 
Guy at bus stop:"so what's your nationality?"
Me:"this is my bus"
Me:*gets on wrong bus*
Me:*ends up in San Bruno*
— 2 days ago with 8 notes
There’s Knees Afoot | Up Yours, Downstairs! →

Up Yours, Downstairs! is a really fun Downton Abbey podcast. During the hiatus, they’ve been watching some great turn-of-the-century-themed media and this week they invited me to talk about what USED to be one of my favorite movies, A Little Princess (1995).

— 2 days ago with 2 notes
#a little princess  #podcast  #downton abbey  #comedy 
Who Are You And What Do You Want? →

new project y’all

— 1 week ago with 2 notes
just another step towards my inevitable TED talk on the cultural impact of Andrew WK

just another step towards my inevitable TED talk on the cultural impact of Andrew WK

— 2 weeks ago with 2 notes
#i love him so much  #andrew wk  #deepak chopra  #kid rock 

Cynic Cave 2 Year Anniversary Show - July 12th-13th, 2014

Here’s the first 8 hours* of a 10 hour-long telethon/fundraiser to keep Lost Weekend Video open. This place is a staple of the SF comedy scene and we’re working hard to keep it open.

They’re still accepting donations via Paypal at lostweekendvideo@gmail.com so throw them some bucks and help keep this stalwart institution open.

*I have a weird set at 1:45:00 if you’re interested in that

— 2 weeks ago

Had a facebook chat with a spambot posing as my great uncle and couldn’t tell it was a bot for a long time because he’s like a million years old.

— 2 weeks ago
#LIKE SERIOUSLY  #HOW DID THEY KNOW TO SAY BLESSED WHEN IMPERSONATING AN OLD BLACK MAN???  #SO MANY QUESTIONS 
viceprincipals:

IT’S ALMOST THAT TIME AGAIN! On Friday July 25th, the Vice Principals return to Lost Weekend Video for a night of mayhem and enchantment, featuring:
Kelly Anneken (Boston Women in Comedy Festival, SF Sketchfest)
Josh Argyle (writer for Savage Henry Independent Times)
Jessica Sele (Mission Position)
and your headliner, David Gborie (SF Sketchfest, Crom Comedy Festival, High Plains Comedy Festival, nationally-ranked party boy)
and of course, those rascally VPs: Walker Glenn, Hayden Greif-Neill, Erik Krasner, and Allison Mick!

Lost Weekend Video (1034 Valencia)
8pm (doors open at 7:30)

$12
tickets: http://thevpsofcomedy.eventbrite.com

viceprincipals:

IT’S ALMOST THAT TIME AGAIN! On Friday July 25th, the Vice Principals return to Lost Weekend Video for a night of mayhem and enchantment, featuring:

  • Kelly Anneken (Boston Women in Comedy Festival, SF Sketchfest)
  • Josh Argyle (writer for Savage Henry Independent Times)
  • Jessica Sele (Mission Position)

and your headliner, David Gborie (SF Sketchfest, Crom Comedy Festival, High Plains Comedy Festival, nationally-ranked party boy)

and of course, those rascally VPs: Walker Glenn, Hayden Greif-Neill, Erik Krasner, and Allison Mick!

Lost Weekend Video (1034 Valencia)

8pm (doors open at 7:30)

$12

tickets: http://thevpsofcomedy.eventbrite.com

— 2 weeks ago with 2 notes
What Your Favorite Book on OkCupid Says About You

Anything by Douglas Adams or Neil Gaiman

I won’t embarrass you in front of your friends at a party but I definitely have the first four chapters of a sci-fi or fantasy novel on my external hard drive where I also keep my porn.

Calvin and Hobbes anthologies

I’m actually pretty honest and nice enough that you’ll enjoy the emotional security until you get bored and frustrated about me talking about “maybe starting a band someday” every time I’m drunk and leave me for a drummer.

The Fountainhead

I am rude to waitstaff.

Infinite Jest

I’m an insufferable know-it-all even though this is the only book I’ve read in the last six years but I talk constantly about how this book changed my life.

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk

I’m a garbage person who will make you watch The Big Lebowski every time we hang out while saying the dialogue along with the movie but 1.5 seconds early, ruining every scene.

None Listed

My main picture is of my torso so why are you even reading down this far in my profile?

"Too Many To List Here"

My third photo is of my torso and I haven’t finished a book since college.

— 3 weeks ago with 7 notes
#okcupid  #dating  #books  #neil gaiman  #douglas adams  #ayn rand  #chuck palahniuk  #infinite jest  #david foster wallace  #calvin and hobbes  #fight club 
cyniccave:

It’s been 2 years since this comedy series at Lost Weekend Video kicked off!an all-nighter google hangout fundraiser telethon for Lost Weekend Videolive stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfKI1syhGWU
CYNIC CAVE After Hours
withJustin Alan Bryce Benson Nicole Calasich Ron Chapman Joey Devine DJ Real Jesse FernandezJane Harrison Brandon Garner Hayden Greif-NeillMatt Gubser Ivan Hernandez Christopher John Papp Johnson Erik Krasner Matt Morales Juan Medina Allison Mick Les Milton Natasha Muse Gaby Poccia FC Sierra Scott Simpson Land SmithBrandon StokesEric Svedas Jim Tews Trenton Wiley more TBAhosted by Kevin O’Shea and George Chen
$10
21+
8pm - ?
not wheelchair accessible

cyniccave:

It’s been 2 years since this comedy series at Lost Weekend Video kicked off!
an all-nighter google hangout fundraiser telethon for Lost Weekend Video

live stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfKI1syhGWU

CYNIC CAVE After Hours


with
Justin Alan
Bryce Benson 
Nicole Calasich
Ron Chapman
Joey Devine 
DJ Real 
Jesse Fernandez
Jane Harrison 
Brandon Garner 
Hayden Greif-Neill
Matt Gubser 
Ivan Hernandez
Christopher John 
Papp Johnson 
Erik Krasner 
Matt Morales 
Juan Medina
Allison Mick 
Les Milton 
Natasha Muse 
Gaby Poccia 
FC Sierra 
Scott Simpson 
Land Smith
Brandon Stokes
Eric Svedas 
Jim Tews 
Trenton Wiley 

more TBA

hosted by Kevin O’Shea and George Chen

$10

21+

8pm - ?

not wheelchair accessible

(via mattgubser)

— 3 weeks ago with 8 notes