Allison Mick

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pleasekilltrevorhill:

Monday 9/8! Misery Index Comedy. 9pm at The Rite Spot (2099 Folsom). No Cover!
miseryindexsf:

*The Rite Spot will be closed for Labor Day, so September’s show will take place on Monday, 9/8.
MISERY INDEXMonday, September 8th @ 9:00pmThe Rite Spot (2099 Folsom @ 17th)3 blocks from 16th & Mission BARTNO COVER!www.miseryindexcomedy.com
Let’s face it. Things aren’t going great: a bad economy, a horrible job market, never ending wars, exorbitant rent prices, dysfunctional relationships, mental illness, addiction, poverty, corruption, STDs, Rihanna. While there isn’t a cure for all of life’s problems, there is a tonic… MISERY INDEX is a free, monthly show that brings together some of the most pessimistic, neurotic & dysfunctional individuals on the face of the planet: stand-up comedians. Take the edge off with cheap drinks and free laughs as these choleric comics direct their disdain towards all of society’s growing ills.
September’s lineup features maladjusted mirth makers: 
Kevin Munroe (Bridgetown Comedy Fest)Ronn Vigh (Last Comic Standing)Irene Tu (Cape Fear Comedy Fest)Matt Gubser (SF Sketchfest)Allison Mick (Vice Principals of Comedy)Griffin Daley (Melt the Mic)Hosted by Trevor Hill (Hand to Mouth)
The Rite Spot is a cozy Mission dive that features local bands, comedians and performers. A rare San Francisco luxury set in an unpretentious atmosphere featuring Italian-American food, a full bar and an excellent wine list. “Aside from a little low conversation and the occasional clink of a glass, people are there to listen, and what they’re listening to is top-notch.” -SF Weekly

pleasekilltrevorhill:

Monday 9/8! Misery Index Comedy. 9pm at The Rite Spot (2099 Folsom). No Cover!

miseryindexsf:

*The Rite Spot will be closed for Labor Day, so September’s show will take place on Monday, 9/8.

MISERY INDEX
Monday, September 8th @ 9:00pm
The Rite Spot (2099 Folsom @ 17th)
3 blocks from 16th & Mission BART
NO COVER!
www.miseryindexcomedy.com

Let’s face it. Things aren’t going great: a bad economy, a horrible job market, never ending wars, exorbitant rent prices, dysfunctional relationships, mental illness, addiction, poverty, corruption, STDs, Rihanna. While there isn’t a cure for all of life’s problems, there is a tonic… 

MISERY INDEX is a free, monthly show that brings together some of the most pessimistic, neurotic & dysfunctional individuals on the face of the planet: stand-up comedians. Take the edge off with cheap drinks and free laughs as these choleric comics direct their disdain towards all of society’s growing ills.

September’s lineup features maladjusted mirth makers: 

Kevin Munroe (Bridgetown Comedy Fest)
Ronn Vigh (Last Comic Standing)
Irene Tu (Cape Fear Comedy Fest)
Matt Gubser (SF Sketchfest)
Allison Mick (Vice Principals of Comedy)
Griffin Daley (Melt the Mic)
Hosted by Trevor Hill (Hand to Mouth)

The Rite Spot is a cozy Mission dive that features local bands, comedians and performers. A rare San Francisco luxury set in an unpretentious atmosphere featuring Italian-American food, a full bar and an excellent wine list. “Aside from a little low conversation and the occasional clink of a glass, people are there to listen, and what they’re listening to is top-notch.” -SF Weekly

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Super Smashed Bros was really fun Saturday and contrary to how I look in this picture, I didn’t throw up until a few hours after this. 
Thanks OJ & Jesse for having me.

Super Smashed Bros was really fun Saturday and contrary to how I look in this picture, I didn’t throw up until a few hours after this.

Thanks OJ & Jesse for having me.

— 1 week ago with 9 notes
#oj patterson  #jesse mcgrath  #mollysanchez  #mario kart  #super smashed bros 
The Vice Principals of Comedy at Punch Line Comedy Club SF | Tue, Aug 26, 2014 →

viceprincipals:

Tickets for this are still available! The show is tomorrow and it’s gonna be SO GOOD.

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I try really hard not to smoke near children because I don’t want them to know how fucking cool it makes you look.

— 1 week ago with 5 notes
#smoking  #children 

I’m a bartender which sounds fun but I work the day shift, which essentially means I’m a babysitter for sad dads. 

— 1 week ago with 4 notes
#bartender  #dad  #dads  #jobs 

Baby, are you a Netflix documentary about someone dying mysteriously? Because I wanna stay up all night with you.

— 1 week ago
FOUND THE TITLE OF MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

FOUND THE TITLE OF MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

— 1 week ago with 6 notes
Million Dollar Idea

Limited edition strawberry Haagen Dazs with ribbons of Nutella in it. WE’RE ALL ALREADY EATING IT, JUST FUCKING SAVE ME A BIT OF TROUBLE, YOU SUGAR-PEDDLING EURO TRASH.

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